3 /5 Col Raimond: We were super excited to try Shell! We saw Chef Cruz in Food Fight last year and he was super impressive. Unfortunately, Shell didn’t hit the way we hoped it would.
We ordered several things to share. The absolute best was the “steak frites.” It was a lovely and creative take on this classic steak & fries dish. It was a steak tartare over potatoes = a delight
We started with the bread & butter. We were told it was the chef’s take on scallion pancakes served with miso butter. Honestly, these were solid rolls: fresh, fluffy, flavorful. Basically what you want from a roll. We didn’t get scallion pancake though and the miso was lost in the butter. $12? A bit steep for 4 small dinner roles to be honest.
Next was the tartare (great!) and crab empanadas. The presentation of the empanadas was on point. 10/10 for the tiny Tabasco! We tasted the crab flavor but the citrus was a bit overpowering. At $10 per empanada, this, like many of the offerings, felt unnecessarily weirdly pretentious.
Up until this point, things were nicely paced. Next was a flurry of everything else we ordered all at once: the cabbage, lobster rolls, and raviolo arrived all together.
The cabbage was creative with a bit of heat - we liked it! The raviolo was one big ravioli. It was unique! Unfortunately, the sauce was super sweet and we got a chef boyardee vibe. Oof. Either way, $26 for a ravioli is a stretch. It was short ribs. Nice. But not $26 nice.
The lobster roll was actually 2 tiny sliders. For $36 you can get a full lobster roll stuffed with fresh buttery lobster meat. These two small bites were topped with caviar. Maybe that’s why it’s so pricey. But, um…I’m gonna take a beat here and ask why you’d top a delicate lobster slider with caviar? Is it extravagance for extravagance sake? It was def unnecessary.
At the end of the day, this was the theme of our experience: it was pretentious. It is what someone who has never visited a wildly good Michelin star restaurant imagines as fine dining.
A couple of final notes: our server was walking through the dining room like a nervous parakeet. It was sorta distracting. Plus, he didn’t notice that it took over 20 mins for a cocktail to arrive or that water glasses were empty. The gentleman who brought out the food was INCREDIBLE. He described the dishes beautifully and even chased down our missing cocktail.
Not for nothing, but our receipt listed an amuse bouche for $0. We didn’t receive that. The overall experience was probably 3.25 based on overall experience and value. Old stand-by’s like Good Luck still hold the standard for excellence in the Roc.