T Ps Cafe - Stamford (NY)

1 /5 Naleia Burroughs: Never Again. I spent $70 at TPS Cafe and walked out with a stomachache and a grudge. First of all, the fries — dry, weirdly burnt, and completely unseasoned. Not even salt. How do you even mess that up? Then came the so-called Italian subs — two of them — both with bologna and mayo that we didn’t ask for (side-note-you ask for cheese and pay $2 like you’re paying for extra) . Excuse me? I don’t know what part of Italy that’s from, but I’ve never seen bologna on an Italian sub in my life. They looked so unappetizing we didn’t even touch them. Out of the entire meal, the only things we managed to eat was one mozzarella stick (and even that tasted off) and a pickle. A single, sad little pickle. That’s what our $70 boiled down to. I tried, I really did. But between the bland food, sketchy ingredients, and the fact that our appetites vanished the moment we opened the containers, we were done. Never again. Save your money, your taste buds, and your dignity. TPS Cafe is not it. The lemonade was actually good — but not $70 good. Also if you would like to know the prices online are completely different from what they actually are, so you think you’re paying like $30, you’re actually paying $70 Update: added salt to the fries myself

5 /5 Alissa Searcy: I am vacationing in the area and this my 1st time to this gem of a diner. I had meal on front deck, which was beautifully setup and had radiant flowers. The service was excellent. I had French toast, bacon, and scrambled eggs. A perfectly prepared meal. I will definitely be going back soon. Highly recommend!

4 /5 Devon Ramsay: This was my first time here. Came around this area for a weekend getaway and this restaurant seemed like a decent place to go get breakfast. The food and service were great. I got the full stack pancakes, which served 6 medium sized but thin.

5 /5 Sandhu Contracting: We have a team working on a huge project upstate and have had the pleasure of working with Hannah and all those at TP Cafe to get our crew fed and taken care of. Hannah and the staff have gone above and beyond to accommodate our needs and have been providing amazing fresh and delicious food to everyone almost everyday. Everything has been great and is fresh and made to order. The breakfast items, hot turkey sandwich, buffalo chicken wrap, salads and BLT have been some of our faves! Thank you Hannah and team for being wonderful!

3 /5 Randy H: Listen, my cheeseburger was very tasty. I would order it again. Good folks and good diner atmosphere. I’d go again. But those fries. Burnt, tiny, and tasteless. Enjoy the food, I bet breakfast is great, just don’t order the French fries, especially at $4.95 (!) to add them as a side. Take the chips.